I have an idea for a game or movie that was inspired by a dream, it was the most cliche and trope filled dream I've ever had, it was like my subconscious was parodying action movies in the form of a dead pan satire. In the game, you play as a passenger on a plane, a new state-of-the-art mega jumbo jet with multiple levels and such. It is taken over by terrorists, hollywood-approved western terrorists with no clear goal, because there is no such thing as islamic terrorism. Anyway, initially you are defeated by the head terrorist whose kung fu is superior than yours, but then you find the Phone Book. With it you are able to clear the plane of terrorists, beating the shit out of them with the Phone Book, working your way up to the big bad. The big bad is the leader of the terrorists who follow him without question despite his being a complete asshole that randomly murders them all the time, complete with three lieutenants: the sexy woman lieutenant who for some reason had short-cropped hair dyed white(I don't know why, she looked like a mixture of the female lead of beserk and Ivy from Soul Calibur) and wore a bright red lipstick, Michael Clarke Duncan with a jamaican accent for some reason, and some guy whose function was similar to that of Kommando from Bloodrayne(the enjoyable game not the eye-clawing movie) except without a mask. It would be the greatest action movie or vidya game ever. I've already envisioned what the book is, a huge book frayed at the edges from fire and knives, the words: Excalibur Phone Company, printed on the cover. One could either hold the phone book directly and smack the daylights out of people with it, or swing it by part of the chain that used to hold it to the phone booth it was original from. I am going to write the screenplay for this thing, or write a manga for it.

I just came up with an even better synopsis for it:

So here is my idea for an action movie I got from a dream: a new mega jumbo jet, with multiple stories, basically a flying building, is on it's maiden voyage. When it is hijacked by hollywood terrorists(western terrorists with no clear goal beyond causing chaos), the hero, a passenger on the flight, attempts to fight the head terrorist in unarmed combat, but the head terrorist's kung fu is superior. All seems lost, until our hero discovers the Phone Book with which he works his way up to the big bad, whooping terrorist ass with a phone book along the way. It has everything brown-haired everyman protagonist, non-threateningly hot female lead, the asshole head terrorist who randomly kills people, his sexy eastern lieutenant, his giant black guy lieutenant, and his exotic fighting style lieutenant.