My 1935 Mosin Nagant finally came in. Rejoice! (will post pics soon or later... eventually)

"Many of us call ourselves 'liberals,' And it is true that the word 'liberal' once described persons who respected the individual and feared the use of mass compulsions. But the leftists have now corrupted that once-proud term to identify themselves and their program of more government ownership of property and more controls over persons. As a result, those of us who believe in freedom must explain that when we call ourselves liberals, we mean liberals in the uncorrupted classical sense. At best, this is awkward, subject to misunderstanding. Here is a suggestion: Let those of us who love liberty trademark and reserve for our own use the good and honorable word 'libertarian.'" -Dean Russell, 1955

                Sun: Would you explain to the readers how we can be completely different things at once.

                Indy: It just is! Everything was ready. We were working on a Weather Generator and Mind Control Node. We even had the perfect flag design.

    pictured: This Is What Lou Dobbes Actually Believes

Sun: And then the Recession hit.

Indy: Damn straight it did. Now people had real problems to worry about. It could have still worked, but a dispute erupted between the head bandito of Mexico, Dirty Sanchez I, and King Kanoot the Socialized, Ruler of the Great White North. It was a trivial matter over the necessity of badges for the new regime, but it was breaking point. Much of our funding existed in the form of loans resting on the viability of beaver fights which would be the national sport of the new country.

Sun: But there is good news.

Indy: While the North American Union conspiracy may have been delayed, it isn’t dead. We’ve set upon a cooperative fluoridization project of all North American Waters. Every white anglo-saxon protestant in America and the rest will have all their precious bodily fluids sapped and impurified by 2018. And I must now harsh the mellow of a random paulbot because he knows the truth.

Sun: May you feast upon the flesh of NPR speakers, and wipe your ass with the traditional garb of some endangered tribal culture. (shakes hand)

 Here’s to sapping the In February we will be merging with the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is the leading force of darkness in the NWO conspiracy. The MAN will join other cabals like the Illuminati, the Pan-Corporate Cabal that secretly decides who wins the elections, the sixth through forty-fifth Reichs, the Grey-Reptillian-Insectoid Alliance, the Church and it’s army of Jesuit albino giant killer monks, the DoReMiFaSo, and so much more.

pictured: Our Founder and CEO(VRWC)

And Here's a sneak peak at things to come:

    

*the Christian kind, not the Islamic kind that is chic right now.
**authoritarian defined as any regime that prohibits the carrying of explosives greater than six kilos on one's person.
***but somehow still theocratic
****racist codewords include:
            -State's Rights
            -Merry Christmas
            -Socialism
            -2nd Ammendment
            -God bless you
            -Family Values
            -Freedom
            -Individual Rights
            -Hello, nice weather we are having today
*(5) Aids being the disease Ronald Reagan created when America dropped atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki on December 7, 1941 according to Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
*(6) all prosperity and expansion being at the expense of the poor, indiginous peoples, and Mother Earth.
*(7) The Recession(The Left had been falsely claiming predicting recognizing feeling there was a recession since Bush took off in order to start a panic. It wasn't until the Democrats regained control of Congress that their prophesies were vindicated by starting a real one.) being a result of the past eight years of our unregulated, laissez faire capitalism, and a sign that capitalism is coming to an end for the 128th time.
*(8) Oddly enough, the black nationalist groups were always to be found in the universities and inner cities. You'd think a militant black nationalist organization would go for a trip through the country every weekend looking for klan rallies to crash. I mean it wouldn't be hard to find them, they're dressed like ghosts and set fire to giant crosses wherever they meet up.

Indy: Well the MAN began with the merger of That Damn Yuppie and My Boss Is An A-Hole. Now there was a lot of racism in those days, but the white racist market was cornered by the Association of Blacks, Jews, Catholics, And All Groups Slightly Different From Us As Proxies of Hatred for My Abusive Drunken Father Unlimited. But the African-American racist organizations*(8) like the Nation of Islam and the Black Panthers needed a way of reducing an entire race of people into a single, monolithic, soulless, faceless entity that they could blame everything on. Besides the black nationalist groups, the Democrats needed some rationalization for the failure of the Great Society, and the New Left found it much easier to hate an ambiguous representation of their fathers than something as bland as "the establishment." Thus the MAN was born. Sure we had lots of competition such as White Devil, Korean Grocery Store Owners, and the ever popular, Jews. All these cabals are not to be confused with LAPD, which is a real organization that actually does spend it’s time brutalizing, killing, and framing innocent black men. But as the 2000's got around we noticed that racism wasn't such a big deal anymore.

Sun: When did the MAN begin retooling?

                Indy: Starting in the late eighties, early nineties, we witnessed such things such as Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, john birchers in the grips of yellow terror, thinking we were going to be swallowed up by Japanese zaibatsu, the Constitutional Party, and the s**tstorm over NAFTA, and realized that there was an untapped gold mine of crazy on the right.

                Free Masons and Bilderburgers and other secret societies have always been an integral part of the NWO conspiracy. We decided to expand on that by starting the Trilateral Commission and the Council on Foreign Relations. We knew from NAFTA that they hated foreigners and economic integration. So we created the Project for a New American Century, The Independent Task Force For North America, the Security and Prosperity Partnership In North America, and the man who sells oranges by the border checkpoint. We had no idea what they were getting at, so we threw these organizations and declarations out there and watched World Net Daily and Zeitgeist for what they came up with. Out of the magical depths of their asses, they pulled three things: A superhighway, claims that NAFTA would evolve into some EU-like thing, and the “Amero” which would not only be currency handled by foreigners, but it was “floating” currency which got hooked in the LP and Rockwell crowds. We had a conspiracy, the NORTH AMERICAN UNION. The North American Union was a “socialist mega-state” where we would be forced into piñata factories, have to put mayo on everything, American women would be gang-raped by Mexicans and Canadians as part of experiments to create half-human hybrids. The Constitution would be rewritten in French, smothered in mayo, ripped apart and devoured before being s*** out and the waste matter used to make those rancid South American candies. Finally the Statue of Liberty would be melted down into hockey sticks.

                We were in business, we renewed NAFTA and rumors of mutual social security plans and superhighways were leaked. Since this coincided with the War on Terror, it gave the added strength of something more sinister. After all, what business have we outside of America, nothing exists outside America. Don’t believe me, ask any palecon or LP’er. A fourth of America was retarded enough to have figured out that we staged 9/11. We are still searching for the leak.

                Sun: Cheney had found the leak and silenced him in a hunting accident. I was the one who cleverly replaced the body with a quail bearing his exact facsimile and mannerisms via cosmetic surgery and hypnosis. Continue.