I don't know why he used a question mark by the way. The game is Dante's Inferno by the way.
This fanfic is about Apu (The Simpsons) being corrupted by Meg Giry (Phantom of the Opera).
This fanfic is about Edward Teach (Blackbeard) fighting the cast of Dangerous Liaisons with a transforming robot.
This fanfic is about Frodo Baggins (Lord of the Rings) fighting the cast of The Borrowers with magical powers.
This fanfic is about Jack Bristow (Alias) fighting King Henry VIII with a magical artifact.
This fanfic is about Johnny Smith (Dead Zone) and a serial killer.
This fanfic is about Leo Wyatt (Charmed) and a zoologist on Warworld.
This fanfic is about Mata Hari and Merriman (The Dark is Rising) aboard the Nautilus.
This fanfic is about Mrs. Brisby (The Secret of NIMH) and a time traveler.
This fanfic is about Percy Weasley (Harry Potter) fighting Orion (New Gods) with a variety of special spy gizmos. Important to the plot: A Silmaril.
This fanfic is about Plato getting drunk with Billy Hicks (St. Elmo's Fire). Ensign Ro (Star Trek TNG) gets drunk because of it.
This fanfic is about Snape (Harry Potter) and a secret agent onboard Moya.
This fanfic is about The Little Matchgirl (fairytales) working with Lulu Archer (The Guardian) at Hogsmeade.
This fanfic is about Ziggy (Quantum Leap) fighting the cast of Due South with psychic powers. Important to the plot: A magical sword.
This fanfic is about the cast of Blackadder II as mutants.
This fanfic is about the cast of Macross passing themselves off as the cast of Final Fantasy IX. Stephanie McMahon (WWE) makes unwelcome advances.
This fanfic is about the cast of Murder by Death lost in the wilderness with the cast of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Important to the plot: The Dagger of Time.
This fanfic is about the cast of Revolutionary Girl Utena in Mordor. *I would read this. Hell, I wish it was a videogame.*
This fanfic is about the cast of Watership Down fighting Cobra with sheer charisma.
This fanfic is about the cast of Watership Down fighting the cast of Metro with a high-tech racing car. Important to the plot: The Chaos Emeralds.
This fanfic is about the casts of 6FU and Blue Velvet.
This fanfic swaps Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist) and The Queen of the Night (The Magic Flute). Important to the plot: The Frozen Fire.
This fanfic swaps the casts of Monsters Inc. and Yu-Gi-Oh.
This fanfic swaps the casts of School of Rock and Harsh Realm.
This fanfic swaps the casts of Voyager and Jeremiah.
This fanfic swaps the casts of seaQuest DSV and Ladyhawke.
This fanfic is about Ba'al (SG1) and an actor.
This fanfic is about Dearka Ellsman (Gundam SEED) fighting supervillains with super weapons.
This fanfic is about Gary (Spongebob Squarepants) fishing with Daria (Daria).
This fanfic is about Jodie Landon (Daria) at the Moulon Rouge.
This fanfic is about Karen Sisco (Karen Sisco) and Ganymede (As You Like It) at a Geofront.
This fanfic is about Link (The Legend of Zelda) fighting A penguins (Madagascar) with super science. *I think I've read this*
This fanfic is about Maria Tachibana (Sakura Wars) fighting an engineer with super-seductive powers.
This fanfic is about Mr. Wickham (Pride and Prejudice) as a laborer onboard Voyager.
This fanfic is about Porthos (Enterprise) as a psychiatrist at Kaledostage.
This fanfic is about Rachel Dawes (Batman Begins) as a marine in Smurf Village.
This fanfic is about The Corinthian (Sandman) fighting Danny Kaye with a secret personal army.
This fanfic is about Wally West (Justice League) going out for a night on the town with Alice (Alice in Wonderland).
This fanfic is about the cast of 24 fighting the Legion of Doom with a high-tech racing car. Important to the plot: The Book of Vishanti.
This fanfic is about the cast of Armitage III fighting vampires with alchemy.
This fanfic is about the cast of Blade of the Immortal fighting the cast of Muppets with sheer charisma. Important to the plot: The Matrix of Leadership.
This fanfic is about the cast of Galaxy Quest going to the store with the cast of Star Trek DS9.
This fanfic is about the cast of Lord of the Rings going camping with the cast of Lilo & Stitch at Hogwarts.
This fanfic is about the cast of O.C. mudrwrestling with the cast of Shakespeare in South Park.
This fanfic is about the cast of Pleasantville being corrupted by the cast of Catch-22.
This fanfic is about the cast of School of Rock fighting Decepticons with the power of friendship. Important to the plot: A supercomputer.
This fanfic is about the cast of Star Trek: Voyager fighting Nazis with a variety of special spy gizmos.
This fanfic is about the casts of Devil May Cry and Video Girl Ai in Atlantis.
This fanfic is about the casts of World According to Garp and Xena. Important to the plot: The Auryn.
This fanfic swaps Larry Fleinhardt (Numb3rs) and Dan Scott (One Tree Hill). Important to the plot: The Mirror of Erised.
This fanfic swaps the casts of Equilibrium and From Hell. Important to the plot: An ancient artifact.
The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device!
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I'm going to try this, it may take a year's time and I think it will require the collective imaginations of ten writers to do this
update:
not as good but I like this one as well:
The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!
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I will also be a part of a new show on Anchor TV titled, Anime Science Theater 3001. I will be one of the people making fun of bad anime.
My 1935 Mosin Nagant finally came in. Rejoice! (will post pics soon or later... eventually)
I just came up with an even better synopsis for it:
So here is my idea for an action movie I got from a dream: a new mega jumbo jet, with multiple stories, basically a flying building, is on it's maiden voyage. When it is hijacked by hollywood terrorists(western terrorists with no clear goal beyond causing chaos), the hero, a passenger on the flight, attempts to fight the head terrorist in unarmed combat, but the head terrorist's kung fu is superior. All seems lost, until our hero discovers the Phone Book with which he works his way up to the big bad, whooping terrorist ass with a phone book along the way. It has everything brown-haired everyman protagonist, non-threateningly hot female lead, the asshole head terrorist who randomly kills people, his sexy eastern lieutenant, his giant black guy lieutenant, and his exotic fighting style lieutenant.
*Anglican- (see agnostic)
So it came to pass that several very different ideologies had the exact same idea at the exact same time, and so the Libertarian movement was formed. And now you know why I associate with crazies.
"Many of us call ourselves 'liberals,' And it is true that the word 'liberal' once described persons who respected the individual and feared the use of mass compulsions. But the leftists have now corrupted that once-proud term to identify themselves and their program of more government ownership of property and more controls over persons. As a result, those of us who believe in freedom must explain that when we call ourselves liberals, we mean liberals in the uncorrupted classical sense. At best, this is awkward, subject to misunderstanding. Here is a suggestion: Let those of us who love liberty trademark and reserve for our own use the good and honorable word 'libertarian.'" -Dean Russell, 1955
I started out in January 1936, I immediately set about building infrastructure, a factory, and a mountain infantry battalion. My plan was to begin a costa rican empire and to conquer my neighbors while they were still weak. I did not have the Industrial Capacity to do all of that so I cancelled the factory (it had a completion time of 3 months but the date went up 1 day with each passing day). I was intent on expanding my army and upgrading their weapons. I opened the diplomacy channel to begin negotiations for trade agreements with my neighbors, they would sell me the resources that would seal their fate. However, I soon noticed that the US had guaranteed independence of all the South and Central American states. Guaranteed for me, meant "I will eat you if you screw with me, Costa Rica." I soon gave up my imperial ambitions on account of that, and I was having recruiting troubles.
So I resigned myself to my newfound humble role and spent the rest of the game trying to keep my economy afloat in the hopes that I may one day build a new factory. The US had the run of America's, except for Canada, who had a much more intimidating flag than they do now. An american warship or a flying fortress passed by every now and then, which brought interest to an otherwise uneventful part of the world. I was one country away from the Panama Canal Zone, which was a territory of the US as it should be. My neighbors, like me, had a single division with them. The divisions all had a friendly demeanor but sort of eyed each other in a way that said, "Why hello there, nope, you stay over on your side."
I formed an intricate trading network with many partners from around the world, including one landlocked chinese faction, whom I not sure how the supplies moved back and forth. But for the most part, I traded with my immediate neighbors, Republican Spain, Finland, the Netherlands, Switzerland, and I think, Oman. The Brazilians were total assholes to me, though. Needless to say, they were radical leftists. During the Spanish Civil War, I traded with both the Republicans and Nationalists, but they cancelled their deal with me when they found out I was playing both sides, in that sort of huff and puff when two women find out their man has been going out with the both of them. I eventually won back Republican Spain's trust and they, along with the Swiss, became my largest trading partners.
Couple of interesting things happened in this gaming instance(to be continued)
Indy: Ah, I see. Then came the Paulbots, mighty, all-knowing, half-baked college students completely devoid of all reason. These basement dwelling ubermenschen, through sheer deductive brilliance and a total ignorance of physics, were able to figure out that the Moonlanding, the Pearl Harbor Attack, any and all contact with the outside world, all staged. Neocons became any and all things depending on who you asked. To the paleocon, we were godless, free-trade loving globalists. To the LP, we were gold standard-scorning socialists who were for “managed trade” instead of free trade. To the neorockefellers, we were reaganite radicals with the hawkish libertarianism of Goldwater and were not Democrat enough for them. We integrated all insane beliefs no matter how contradictory. It was great, they were calling us "Strassians" or "Straussians" or something, we had no idea what the fuck that was, but we integrated that too.
Sun: Would you explain to the readers how we can be completely different things at once.
Indy: It just is! Everything was ready. We were working on a Weather Generator and Mind Control Node. We even had the perfect flag design.
pictured: This Is What Lou Dobbes Actually Believes
Sun: And then the Recession hit.
Indy: Damn straight it did. Now people had real problems to worry about. It could have still worked, but a dispute erupted between the head bandito of Mexico, Dirty Sanchez I, and King Kanoot the Socialized, Ruler of the Great White North. It was a trivial matter over the necessity of badges for the new regime, but it was breaking point. Much of our funding existed in the form of loans resting on the viability of beaver fights which would be the national sport of the new country.
Sun: But there is good news.
Indy: While the North American Union conspiracy may have been delayed, it isn’t dead. We’ve set upon a cooperative fluoridization project of all North American Waters. Every white anglo-saxon protestant in America and the rest will have all their precious bodily fluids sapped and impurified by 2018. And I must now harsh the mellow of a random paulbot because he knows the truth.
Sun: May you feast upon the flesh of NPR speakers, and wipe your ass with the traditional garb of some endangered tribal culture. (shakes hand)
Here’s to sapping the In February we will be merging with the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is the leading force of darkness in the NWO conspiracy. The MAN will join other cabals like the Illuminati, the Pan-Corporate Cabal that secretly decides who wins the elections, the sixth through forty-fifth Reichs, the Grey-Reptillian-Insectoid Alliance, the Church and it’s army of Jesuit albino giant killer monks, the DoReMiFaSo, and so much more.pictured: Our Founder and CEO(VRWC)
And Here's a sneak peak at things to come:
*the Christian kind, not the Islamic kind that is chic right now.
**authoritarian defined as any regime that prohibits the carrying of explosives greater than six kilos on one's person.
***but somehow still theocratic
****racist codewords include:
-State's Rights
-Merry Christmas
-Socialism
-2nd Ammendment
-God bless you
-Family Values
-Freedom
-Individual Rights
-Hello, nice weather we are having today
*(5) Aids being the disease Ronald Reagan created when America dropped atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki on December 7, 1941 according to Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
*(6) all prosperity and expansion being at the expense of the poor, indiginous peoples, and Mother Earth.
*(7) The Recession(The Left had been falsely claiming predicting recognizing feeling there was a recession since Bush took off in order to start a panic. It wasn't until the Democrats regained control of Congress that their prophesies were vindicated by starting a real one.) being a result of the past eight years of our unregulated, laissez faire capitalism, and a sign that capitalism is coming to an end for the 128th time.
*(8) Oddly enough, the black nationalist groups were always to be found in the universities and inner cities. You'd think a militant black nationalist organization would go for a trip through the country every weekend looking for klan rallies to crash. I mean it wouldn't be hard to find them, they're dressed like ghosts and set fire to giant crosses wherever they meet up.
First off, let me say: yes, the coup will involve mechs. No, we don't instantly recognize eachother on sight. We won't be able to do that until we all have the barcodes implanted in us. Until then, we will continue to use the secret handshake and racist codewords**** to harry the revolutionary and progressive forces like we always have. Yes, we do have decoder rings, how else would we decipher the masonic runes painted with the blood of AIDS-infected*(5) Pandas who were forcefed gm products and mcdonalds.
pictured: imperialist wars of aggression and scaring children. good times. Right now that kid is thinking, "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer."
Let me explain how things work. You see, there is a market for conspiracies. The world follows a narrative set in the mind of the
The Bushco./Halliburton days of 01-07, were great days for the NWO. Conspiracies were popping up everywhere. The Proletarian Revolution was being sabotaged to bejebus and back, secret gnostic texts that could destroy Christianity were being suppressed, and we were squandering the world's, especially Europe's, sympathy through interventionist, illegal, oil wars based on lies. I laughed so hard from kicking dickensian-style poor people lying helpless in the gutter, my monocle popped out. Many supervillainous cabals spawned from the shadow government and thrived in this environment.*(6) But many of these brave new cabals fell on hard times once the Recession*(7) hit.
pictured: (top) 2002 Republican National Convention (bottom) 2004 Republican National Convention. Good Times. A lot less cement bags being tossed from overpasses by anarchists trying to target the buses carrying our delegates, too. Not like 08.
One such cabal was the M.A.N, the Multiple Agressive Neocons. I've got Bob with me from the MAN, and he's going to tell us what happened. How are you doing, bob?
Bob: Great, thanks for having me.
Sun: Now Bob, can we get a better name. Something that forces the rebel to project various demonizations against you so that they don't have to accept responsibility for the mistakes they've made or improve themselves in any way. How about something like Republican Base.
Bob: I think you have me mistaken for my brother. My name is Industrious Middle Class, but please, call me Indy.
Sun: Your brother's Republican Base? That guy is a riot, always bitter, and clinging to guns and religion.
Indy: That's what the media stigmatizes them as. (cue laughter)
Sun: How are your parents, the Jews and CIA, doing?
Indy: The objects of irrational fear and hatred from Idaho to Pakistan, as always. But they call the Jews, zionists now.
Sun: In public. (cue laughter) So tell me the history of the MAN.
Indy: Well the MAN began with the merger of That Damn Yuppie and My Boss Is An A-Hole. Now there was a lot of racism in those days, but the white racist market was cornered by the Association of Blacks, Jews, Catholics, And All Groups Slightly Different From Us As Proxies of Hatred for My Abusive Drunken Father Unlimited. But the African-American racist organizations*(8) like the Nation of Islam and the Black Panthers needed a way of reducing an entire race of people into a single, monolithic, soulless, faceless entity that they could blame everything on. Besides the black nationalist groups, the Democrats needed some rationalization for the failure of the Great Society, and the New Left found it much easier to hate an ambiguous representation of their fathers than something as bland as "the establishment." Thus the MAN was born. Sure we had lots of competition such as White Devil, Korean Grocery Store Owners, and the ever popular, Jews. All these cabals are not to be confused with LAPD, which is a real organization that actually does spend it’s time brutalizing, killing, and framing innocent black men. But as the 2000's got around we noticed that racism wasn't such a big deal anymore.
Sun: When did the MAN begin retooling?
Indy: Starting in the late eighties, early nineties, we witnessed such things such as Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, john birchers in the grips of yellow terror, thinking we were going to be swallowed up by Japanese zaibatsu, the Constitutional Party, and the s**tstorm over NAFTA, and realized that there was an untapped gold mine of crazy on the right.
Free Masons and Bilderburgers and other secret societies have always been an integral part of the NWO conspiracy. We decided to expand on that by starting the Trilateral Commission and the Council on Foreign Relations. We knew from NAFTA that they hated foreigners and economic integration. So we created the Project for a New American Century, The Independent Task Force For North America, the Security and Prosperity Partnership In North America, and the man who sells oranges by the border checkpoint. We had no idea what they were getting at, so we threw these organizations and declarations out there and watched World Net Daily and Zeitgeist for what they came up with. Out of the magical depths of their asses, they pulled three things: A superhighway, claims that NAFTA would evolve into some EU-like thing, and the “Amero” which would not only be currency handled by foreigners, but it was “floating” currency which got hooked in the LP and Rockwell crowds. We had a conspiracy, the NORTH AMERICAN UNION. The North American Union was a “socialist mega-state” where we would be forced into piñata factories, have to put mayo on everything, American women would be gang-raped by Mexicans and Canadians as part of experiments to create half-human hybrids. The Constitution would be rewritten in French, smothered in mayo, ripped apart and devoured before being s*** out and the waste matter used to make those rancid South American candies. Finally the Statue of Liberty would be melted down into hockey sticks.
We were in business, we renewed NAFTA and rumors of mutual social security plans and superhighways were leaked. Since this coincided with the War on Terror, it gave the added strength of something more sinister. After all, what business have we outside of America, nothing exists outside America. Don’t believe me, ask any palecon or LP’er. A fourth of America was retarded enough to have figured out that we staged 9/11. We are still searching for the leak.
Sun: Cheney had found the leak and silenced him in a hunting accident. I was the one who cleverly replaced the body with a quail bearing his exact facsimile and mannerisms via cosmetic surgery and hypnosis. Continue.
This is now my favorite short story:
http://kellylink.net/magic-for-beginners/m
*Politics- The application of guns.
*Social Welfare- A system whereby the citizens give the government their dollar, so that they may receive a penny's worth of services.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwaAVJITx

Remember how a while back, I suggested restarting the Sons of Liberty in the form of cadres, that would serve as ideological social clubs for promoting libertarian principles this country was founded on, and if the need ever arose, militias. Well now that Stalin 2: Electric Bugaloo has declared his intention to create his own SS, I'd like to reassert my proposal. You also might want to google, "Everything a kommando needs to know". It might also be titled, "everything a /k/ommando needs to know". Now, I'm not proposing we do anything illegal, I'm just saying we need to be prepared.
